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19. No Talking While on a Cell Phone

No Talking While on a Cell Phone

Cellphone laws are in place everywhere, but our hot redhead does not want to listen in this comic page. Generally speaking, I’m all for the law but I wonder how many people get into accidents while changing radio stations, doing their make-up or just spacing out. The real crazy one is where people use their cell phones to text while driving.

18. Be Bad, Biker George

Be Bad, Biker George

Bikers should dress like bikers, and this redhead strips this biker down to get him done up right. I get the feeling there are a lot of “wealthy bikers” as the cost of maintaining a motorcycle is pretty expensive. Add on to that the leather jackets, clothing and the cost of a sexy girlfriend and you have to be a doctor or lawyer to afford the lifestyle. Unless of course you’re in an actual gang that just steals everything.

17. Auditions with Animals

Auditions with Animals

A comic strip about a redhead who finally has to agree to star with animals in an Animal Planet Cartoon.

Naked women and animals are hot for some reason, but snakes in general are probably symbolic which is why there are so many pinups of girls wearing snakes. Remember all the cheezy pinups over the years and recently Weeds star Mary Louise Parker posing with a snake? The symbolism is mainly about the garden of Eden, but the snake itself–very phallic. Most guys would like to think their “snake” is that big and sinful.

16. Animal Planet Auditions Comics

Animal Planet Auditions Comics

A fashion model auditions to pose with animals for a spot on Animal Planet. This funny shows her reaction as she’s told about snakes and spiders in the commercial.

Y’know, there seems to be nothing sexier than a woman posing naked with creepy critters. I’m not sure why that is–possibly a dangerous woman with dangerous animals. Although tarantulas are relatively harmless, they simply have a bad reputation due to TV & movies. I would actually like to get one as a pet but my wife will kill me and probably squish it.

15. The Party is Over

The Party is Over

Attila is the writer behind this strip so I don’t know if he’s been double-parked by a limo. My experience has been every year we get Prom limos taking over the streets which cost their parents a fortune and usually some kid drinks too much and throws up. I never went to my Prom. Fact is I never went to my graduation. I was a bit anti-social in highschool–but then that’s how I learned to draw. Plus the girl I wanted to ask out apparently had a long distance boyfriend I didn’t know about until summer when she mentioned it.

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