42. You Need a Geek

Apartment hunting is a pain. You need experts who know how to find the perfect place and within your budget—and a place that’s good for parties that make redheads look good.
Apartment hunting is a pain. You need experts who know how to find the perfect place and within your budget—and a place that’s good for parties that make redheads look good.
When you’re dealing with a landlady, put on a good show—don’t ever let your guard own and let her know you are unfit to live in her apartment complex.
The key to getting an apartment is looking like a nice girl, not a party girl. Unfortunately, Joovia is bound to ruin that image the longer she talks.
We don’t know who sent it but more clues are to follow. Joovia may have a secret admirer, someone she likes or possibly even someone hideous.
The name is Joovia… Just Joovia. A delivery with a dress, who could it be from?
Nothing can ruin a tough guy’s image more than a little “awww” for something cute. But then leather was made for everyone to wear, even the soft-hearted.
You have to wonder how many models have screwed themselves over by signing away too many rights to their image. But Joovia will recover—she just likes this direct a whole hell of a lot.
Rap likes it’s women with more booty and plenty buxom and this Redhead can’t help herself. But she still wants to star in the Fresh Whatever commercial, to hell with anorexic blondes.
Joovia is not having any carnivores around her—but how do you stop a biker from chowing down?