Release day is close…

R: “Excuse me?!”
J: “Oh, it’s not what you think. I just call them “boob jobs” when my boobs get me a job. Y’know, I’m accidentally walking into places where many directors and photographers hang out and then BAM! I got the job. Calendars, mostly. 10% acting 90% boobs. Though the last calendar required 15% acting, 85% boobs and 56% butt with 10% emphasis on the left cheek. …Which magazine are you from? Playboy, you said?”

R: “Err, yes if it will get me laid? Wait, did I say that out loud? Let’s talk about you!”
J: “You’re funny and creepy. Ok. I am a model. Not surprisingly, all actresses and models want to make it to the big screen so what’s a better first step than a small screen? A computer screen is definitely a screen. Small screen, yes, but size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it…”

R: “I’m glad you feel that way. So this is a kind of computer game, right?”
J: “Imagine that, me in a computer game!? Couple of days ago I couldn’t even tell if a kilogram or a kilobyte is bigger… Now I know of course. The game uses a lot of both. So back to me, I was very excited from the first moment I heard about the… what was the title?”

R: “Joovia: The Girl Next Screen.”
J: “Yes. I was very excited. Especially when they mentioned shooting abroad. “I get to travel to Paris!” I screamed! I was in, fully committed and totally happy. It was going to be an eye-opening experience. And it was. …Especially later, when I found out Paris was to be shot by using a fake backdrop and a green screen effect directed by a Radio Shack employee on his lunch break. Anyway, shooting abroad for a desktop computer game, come on. Who would believe such a thing? Me, yes, but who else?”

R: “Joovia: The Girl Next Screen intended for Windows…?”
J: “Windows something or another? With technical questions like that you should ask the geeks programming it. But I am pretty confident it was something about windows. So, it is a yes. We can edit this part later, if it isn’t, right? Right?”